{"id":5,"date":"2022-04-29T18:08:41","date_gmt":"2022-04-29T15:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/?p=5"},"modified":"2022-04-29T18:08:41","modified_gmt":"2022-04-29T15:08:41","slug":"best-jokes-in-the-world-part-1-warning-dark-humors-and-swears-if-you-dont-like-it-skip-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/2022\/04\/29\/best-jokes-in-the-world-part-1-warning-dark-humors-and-swears-if-you-dont-like-it-skip-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Best jokes in the world! Part 1 (WARNING: DARK HUMORS AND SWEARS, IF YOU DON&#8217;T LIKE IT SKIP IT!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house, knock knock<\/p>\n<p>You: who is there?<\/p>\n<p>The chicken<\/p>\n<p>2)why you shouldn't play board games in Savannah? Because the're too many cheetahs!<\/p>\n<p>3) Why did the wan after bath she ran all around the house? Because on shampoo says \"Wash &amp; Go\"<\/p>\n<p>4)What do you call a cow that is playing a band? A moosician!<\/p>\n<p>5) what do you call a man without body and nose? A nobody nose!<\/p>\n<p>6) what do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!<\/p>\n<p>7)woman: is this gluten free?\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Cashier: no it costs money<\/p>\n<p>8)(WARNING!: DARK HUMOR!)Destiny was playing with her grandma<\/p>\n<p>Mom's destiny says: destiny, if you are done playing with your grandma collect her bones and put it in a box<\/p>\n<p>9)Did you know that sheeps are swearing at us? Do you know how? BeEeEeEeTcH<\/p>\n<p>10: final of part 1)What is the cat saying? Meow meow, what is the dog saying? Bark bark, what is the pig saying? Dear, I swear! Its just a college! (If you didn't understand let's say that a woman cheated on a man and whoever does a bullsh#t or cheating they call them pig)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot&#8217;s house, knock knock You: who is there? The chicken 2)why you shouldn&#8217;t play board games in Savannah? Because the&#8217;re too many cheetahs! 3) Why did &hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/2022\/04\/29\/best-jokes-in-the-world-part-1-warning-dark-humors-and-swears-if-you-dont-like-it-skip-it\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Best jokes in the world! Part 1 (WARNING: DARK HUMORS AND SWEARS, IF YOU DON&#8217;T LIKE IT SKIP IT!)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":684565,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/684565"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.e-me.edu.gr\/silagkcn20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}