Best jokes in the world! Part 1 (WARNING: DARK HUMORS AND SWEARS, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT SKIP IT!)

1) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house, knock knock

You: who is there?

The chicken

2)why you shouldn't play board games in Savannah? Because the're too many cheetahs!

3) Why did the wan after bath she ran all around the house? Because on shampoo says "Wash & Go"

4)What do you call a cow that is playing a band? A moosician!

5) what do you call a man without body and nose? A nobody nose!

6) what do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!

7)woman: is this gluten free?      Cashier: no it costs money

8)(WARNING!: DARK HUMOR!)Destiny was playing with her grandma

Mom's destiny says: destiny, if you are done playing with your grandma collect her bones and put it in a box

9)Did you know that sheeps are swearing at us? Do you know how? BeEeEeEeTcH

10: final of part 1)What is the cat saying? Meow meow, what is the dog saying? Bark bark, what is the pig saying? Dear, I swear! Its just a college! (If you didn't understand let's say that a woman cheated on a man and whoever does a bullsh#t or cheating they call them pig)